Friday, June 25, 2010

The Power of Spandex

Ah, the joys of spandex.  Their powers are pretty amazing really.  When you think about it, only in spandex would you:

1.  change down to your underwear or even less in public places.  Especially provincial park parking lots.

2.  adjust yourself with pride instead of trying to remain somewhat inconspicuous.

3.  think it was totally natural to blow your nose with your finger in a group setting.

4.  suck in your gut everytime you stand up straight.

5.  think you were better than you really are, only because you look so damned good. 

6.  show off your ridiculous tan lines with pride

any others??

1 comment:

rabidrunner said...

They make spandex that looks like Michelangelo's David. I have a friend with a pair. It's rather shocking at first, but then you get used to it.